


Logan Reese Facts

by SweetnLowGirl77



Category: Zoey 101
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2008-07-11
Updated: 2008-07-11
Packaged: 2013-06-22 22:41:34
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 521
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4388487/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1079226/SweetnLowGirl77
Summary: Chuck Norris has nothing on our lovable Logan Reese. Read and enjoy the completely and utterly true facts about Logan!





	Logan Reese Facts

**Summary: Chuck Norris has nothing on our Logan! Please read and enjoy just how awesome he is.**

**DISCLAIMER: I do not own Zoey 101 blah blah blah blether blether blether...**

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**Logan Reese Facts (written by the awesome man himself):**

Logan Reese isn't bringing sexy back—he never lost it!

Logan Reese doesn't need a mirror; HE decides how good looking he is.

What's the difference between Logan Reese and cable? You can stare at Logan Reese all day long and he'll always have something good on.

Logan Reese doesn't have to repeat; he just has to lather and rinse.

Logan Reese is so amazing he has been declared a god in six different Midwestern nations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Logan Reese told him to (_least favorite one_)

If Logan Reese falls in the middle of the forest and no one is around to hear it, is he still sexy?

A group of CIA agents attempted to assassinate Logan Reese because he was too good looking for his own darn good.

People might say it's physically impossible to be hot and cool at the same time, but for Logan Reese, NOTHING'S impossible.

What's a five letter word for charming? L-O-G-A-N.

**The REAL Logan Reese Facts (written by the awesome man's best friends):**

Logan Reese actually knows the way to stop global warming: just replace the ozone layer with his ego.

How many Logan Reese's does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because he doesn't believe there's a such thing as physical labor.

If Logan Reese answers a math problem in the middle of the forest and no one's around to hear it, is he still an idiot?

What's the sound of one hand clapping? Logan Reese trying to applaud himself and blow dry his hair at the same time.

Because of Logan Reese, the dunce hat is now a fashion statement.

If you were to ask Logan Reese what was the value of pi, he'd answer 2.99 at Wal Mart.

Logan Reese is a very nostalgic person. He loves to think back to the time when he finally learned all the US states. Yep, yesterday was a glorious day.

What's the difference between Logan Reese and a monkey? You can train a monkey not to pee out the window.

A commitment a day keeps the Logan away.

Logan is so rich he can actually pay people to care.

Give Logan Reese the answers to a Physics test and he'll pass class for a day; Teach Logan Reese Physics and his brain will explode.

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**A/N: I hoped you liked it! It was completely random and was merely proof of my procrastination :) Now, I really hope people don't think this is Logan bashing or anything, because to set the record straight, Logan is one of my favorite characters--I looovvvee him! This was just plainly out of boredom. Some were lame, I agree, but I still love em and I still love Logan!  
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