


The REAL Moonlight Warrior

by x se



Category: Zatch Bell
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2005-05-07
Updated: 2005-05-07
Packaged: 2013-09-04 22:55:23
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 639
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2384092/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/705455/x-se
Summary: Reira, demon of moonlight from the war of 1000 years ago faces an insult to all warriors who use moonlight… SAILOR MOON! Spoilers for ep 61 or so and after that, and Sailor Moon bashing.





	The REAL Moonlight Warrior

**The REAL Moonlight Warrior

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**Summary:** Reira, demon of moonlight from the war of 1000 years ago faces an insult to all warriors who use moonlight… SAILOR MOON! Spoilers for ep 61 or so and after that, and Sailor Moon bashing.

**Note**: Originally called "The REAL Sailor Moon", but I realized calling Reira that would be insulting.

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Reira's short purple hair flowed the with wind, her two yellow horns shone in the sunlight. Her purple dress was in tiptop shape, and t crescent moon on the dress itself was in full color, no stains of blood from battle. Her light purple eyes shown with a deep anger.

"I am Sailor Moon! Fear me evil monster!" exclaimed the scantily clad teenager dancing around in front of the small millennia old demon. "With my slutty clothes, my enemies will succumb to my beauty and I will throw my plastic crown at them, thus, defeating them! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Reira's adorable little face turned to a frown. It was rare to see the small girl smile, but when you did, it was a real treat. Normally she wore a blank expression, or a frown, scowl, etc.

"You insult me. I was defeated by that cheater, Stoneman, and trapped in the Ningenkai for a thousand years. You are nothing like the last humans I met." Said Reira.

"Evil demon, show you true form! Fear my pen of transformation!" Sailor Moon threw a pink pen with a crescent moon on it at Reira, and it bounced off the little demon's head. "AH! Evil creature, my moon powers had no effect! AHHH!"

A young man with blonde hair walked over to Reira and stood behind her, wearing sunglasses. He had a light blue long sleeved shirt and jeans, also wearing brown shoes. He carried a dark blue book under his arm.

"You wish to fight me?" asked Reira.

"Moon power! Destroy!" yelled Sailor Moon, throwing a plastic crown at Reiyna. This simply served to annoy the demon girl.

"_Moonlight Gun_" spoke the young man behind Reira, a strange language that made the blue book glow. Reira put her hand to the moon on her shirt, and the moon fell off, growing a handle and becoming real and no longer a shirt design. Reira picked up the weapon and pointed it at Sailor Moon.

"Ooohhh… Evil badness!" exclaimed Sailor Moon.

A rose fell onto the ground, and a young man in a tuxedo, top hat, and white mask appeared.

"I… Am tuxedo mask!" exclaimed the young man.

"Oh… Tuxedo mask… You're so…" Sailor Moon moaned.

"Hmm… he is a male… And Victory-sama was a male to…" Reira remembered the demon shaped like a V who had an obsession with good cantaloupe. "And Victory-sama's ultimate weakness… Was his 'gentleman'…"

Without a word, Reira picked up a rock the size of her head and threw it as hard as she could in-between Tuxedo Mask's legs. Hitting his 'gentleman'.

"Oh no! Tuxedo Mask!" exclaimed Sailor Moon. She turned to glare at Reira. "You destroyed the only thing I like about him! I'll have to kill you!"

"_Moonlight Gun_." Repeated the young man behind Reira. The "Moon Gun" began to glow, and the face of the moon on the staff/weapon fired a jagged yellow blast at Sailor Moon.

"NOOO! I'M SCREWING OFF AGAIIIIIN!" yelled Sailor Moon as she and Tuxedo Mask were flung into thesun due to their weakness and Reira's power and overall kawaii-ness.

As Reira turned away to go back to the camp where she, her bookkeeper, and Kiyomaro and Gash's group were, she smiled a small smile making her cuteness factor go off the charts as she began to hum a small tune that Victory-sama always sung.

"_Catch my heart_, tasty cantaloupe…"

**THE END**


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