


Zero Dark Thirty: The Alternate Footage!

by YFIQ



Category: Zero Dark Thirty
Genre: Parody, Suspense
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2013-02-11
Updated: 2013-02-11
Packaged: 2013-08-29 06:40:44
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 237
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9002101/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/951743/YFIQ
Summary: Read how the retelling of a historical event was originally meant to be shown before it was sent to the cutting room floor.





	Zero Dark Thirty: The Alternate Footage!

The members of the Seal Team 6 heads into the compound with their weapons prepared in case of enemy fire. After detonating an explosive in order to burst the door open, one by one the member of the NAVY team went into the building in search for a notorious terrorist mastermind. As the team carefully heads to one room after another, they could hear a faint moaning sound in the upper floor just as they got close to the stairs.

"What do you think is happening up there?"

"One way to find out,"

Once the team made their way to the upper floor, the moaning became louder as they approaches the room with a door opened slightly ajar. One of the troops carefully opens the door so the occupant in the room won't hear them and to their surprise, Osama bin Laden sat there in front of a television showing a two women making love to each other while a muscular man sits right on their heads and said, "Here comes the Cleveland special!"

Osama then yell something in Arabic in excitement when he saw the faint relection on the television screen and quickly turns around to see the members of the NAVY pointing their guns right at him. Before the terrorist could say anything, a gunshot was heard and the television was painted with blood and some grayish pink mushy contents that stuck to the screen.


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